9 More Jokes Only Dancers Will Find Funny

With so many jokes created, there have to be ones for dancers too, right? Sure enough, there is! If you haven’t read the first article we posted, 8 Jokes Only Dancers Will Understand, make sure you read it after this one. We found 9 more jokes only dancers will find funny, so if you’re in the mood to laugh, keep on reading!

1. What did one competitive dancer say to the other when she sabotaged her nemesis’s performance?”

Hey, turnout is fair plié.

2. What do ballerinas run on?”

Batterie power!

3. Why did the dancer cross the road?”

Because she had to reverse the combination on the other side.

4. What advice did Yoda’s ballet teacher give him?

Tendu or tendu not, there is no try.

5. How does a dancer multiply a number by itself?

She jazz squares it!

6. What do you call a ballet dancer who also can shoot 3’s on the basketball court?

A BALLERina!

7. When does your mom sound just like your dance teacher?

When she tells you to check your attitude.

8. What is the fastest pie in the world?

Merengue.

9. Who was the genius inventor who solved all dancers’ hair problems?

Bob E. Pinns!

Wow, those jokes sure were funny. We hope you got a laugh out of that, because we sure did! Make sure to tell these jokes to your friends, unless you’re in class. What other dance jokes do you know? 

Sources:

https://www.rockettes.com/blog/jokes-only-dancers-understand/ 

https://www.mydancedreams.com/15-corny-dance-jokes-to-brighten-your-day/ 

https://dance-teacher.com/10-jokes-only-dancers-will-get/ 

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By: AJ (Intern)