Alright... here are 15 things your dance Mom always says...
1. “Let me fix your hair quick.”
2. “Can’t you just walk normal?”
3. “Stop tapping, you’re ruining my wood floor!”
4. *Gagging sounds when she smells your dance bag.
5. “I don’t know where your new tights are, they’re YOUR tights.”
6. “You really expect me to leave work in the middle of this meeting to bring you bobby pins??”
7. “Come here, you need more lipstick.”
8. “Do you seriously need another competition/recital t-shirt??”
9. “Do you know how much dance costs? You can’t afford to be hurt.”
10. “Your makeup looks great.”
11. “It’s just a few bobby pins, it doesn’t hurt that bad.”
12. “You looked just like a princess on that stage.”
13. “You better find your jazz shoes or you are paying for new ones.”
14. “Dream duffle? You’ll be hauling your costumes in this laundry basket until you get a job.”
15. “No one saw you fall.”
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